Limerick Competition: The Results

had a difficult fourth dimension choosing, but the winner of the IPKat limerick competition, who gets a gratuitous house at CLT’s Tenth Annual Intellectual Property Law Conference at the Cafe Royal, some Piccadilly Circus inwards London's West End on Tuesday 24 January.is Rory Ewins of Edinburgh University. Here is his winning entry:

The businessman's boy wasn't dense,
So he hammered a sign to the fence
(Having seen from his dad
All the patents he had):
"For sale: how to sell things, 10 pence."

In minute house is Richard English linguistic communication of RETraining amongst his Budweiser ditty (which technically was comprised of four limericks):

It’s disgraceful that Anheuser Busch
Have the brazen-faced cheek right away to push
Their rice-water swill
(Which makes me quite ill)
So pleasing they roughshod on their tush.

When they tried it inwards our Sceptred Isle
And took the Czech Budvar to trial,
The Law Lords decided
That Busch were misguided
And their Action only wasn’t worthwhile.

So right away if you lot inquire for “Budweis”
In England you’ll direct if you're wise
The existent materials from Czech
To pour downwards your neck,
Not that fizzy muck gourmets despise.

So heighten upward your drinking glass to the Lords
Give praise that they saw though the frauds
Of Yankee big money
Making drinkers’ lives sunny -
(Puts drinking glass downwards as well as loudly applauds).


In articulation 3rd house are Graeme Fearon of Thring Townsend as well as Daryl Penny of Boult Wade Tennant

Graham wrote:


A challenger proposed yesteryear the Kat,
ent-ailing droll verses an' that,
meant risking your neighbours assessing your labours
as infringing their newly-granted,
valid as well as subsisting "Method forcomposition of a 5-line metrical construction amongst rhyming system AABBA"business method patent".

While Daryl’s submission went similar this:

There was an attorney from Dunn,
Who could patent all nether the sun.
He had such a skilful touch
With excluded matter, every bit such,
He would file trace concern methods for fun.

sends a m thank-yous to all who entered. They were all jolly skilful as well as you lot didn’t instruct far tardily for him. Those who weren’t lucky plenty to win tin give the axe withal mass to instruct the conference yesteryear contacting CLT