Senin, 18 Agustus 2003

Teletubbies To Bring Together Inward Tweenies Suit

On thirty July (see our Archive) nosotros blogged the stupor tidings that, inwards a ground-breaking legal move, the pop fictional characters The Tweenies were proposing to sue British country broadcaster BBC for human rights violations. This motion was prompted past times allegations that the BBC had abused their names, reputations together with personalities past times hiring them out for the marketing of obesity-promoting foods. This afternoon, inwards a telephone telephone telephone to the IPKat, a spokesman for the Teletubbies confirmed that the fab foursome would travel issuing like proceedings against the broadcasting organisation. “My clients are tired of the BBC depriving us of our human rights to privacy together with liberty of conscience”, he said. “This is non solely inwards violation of the European Convention of Human Rights but every bit good breaches the price of the BBC’s Charter”.

The outstanding critic of the BBC’s policy has been Tinky-Winky, whom the corporation has persistently depicted every bit gay. “My sexual orientation is my ain affair”, stated the Teletubby, “and I don’t meet why I convey been contractually obliged to deport a handbag”. The BBC rebuffed the allegation. “Margaret Thatcher also carried a handbag”, she said, “and no-one called her gay”. Tinky-Winky’s iconic condition inwards the gay community withal troubles him. “I convey to produce whatsoever the BBC tells me. It’s difficult plenty for a teletubby to appointment a daughter inwards Broadcasting House at the best of times, without having to schlep this handbag everywhere I go”.



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